Date: 2015-03-25 10:36 pm (UTC)
shesgotguts: (never wrong)
From: [personal profile] shesgotguts
dearest husband of mine, are you home? if yes, could you do me a couple favours? if no, when you get home could you still do me a couple favours?

oh, its milly btw, if you couldnt tell.

Date: 2015-03-26 05:25 am (UTC)
shesgotguts: (que?)
From: [personal profile] shesgotguts
actually, you DO and its me! you drank my juice and left its cartons remains on the floor... i live in 1490... the landlord paired us up. so tada! new wife!

Date: 2015-03-29 04:07 pm (UTC)
shesgotguts: (forewarned)
From: [personal profile] shesgotguts
at least youre honest lmao a singular redeeming quality

regardless *i* cleaned it up so please dont do that again unless youre willing to pay for new food AND make sure my kitchen looks nice.

also, dont talk about landy like that. you dont know what hell do to you if he hears you talking bad about him! you should be grateful, though. youve got the cutest wife and daughter here.

Date: 2015-04-01 04:16 am (UTC)
shesgotguts: (listen up y'all cuz this is it)
From: [personal profile] shesgotguts
wow. are you unappreciative or what. landy is a wonderful person tyvm! you could stand to get a few lessons from him.

but he is the person that brought us here, yes. no one knows why, in case you were curious.

Date: 2015-04-07 09:20 pm (UTC)
shesgotguts: (fight me)
From: [personal profile] shesgotguts
[don't call him trash, don't call him trash, don't call him trash...]

he sounds like hes ten times the man you are, and with much better manners and the basic knowledge of how to treat a woman

[pro: she did not use the actual word "trash". con: she insulted him three times instead. this mess would've been avoided if she married the landlord instead...]

Date: 2015-04-14 08:50 am (UTC)
shesgotguts: (WHACK EM HARD)
From: [personal profile] shesgotguts
[she's beauty, she's grace, she wants to punch him in the face. but she keeps her cool, instead opting to mutter angrily at her phone about her stupid husband.]

im not STUCK here. i actually like being here, and the people here are good. and ive been taking care of myself! landlord or not, im a grown woman.

Date: 2015-04-18 08:47 am (UTC)
shesgotguts: (GTA WASTED GIF)
From: [personal profile] shesgotguts
first of all, no. second of all, i didnt cry. i just told you that i would greatly appreciate it if you didnt waste food and damage my house. which still applies.

dont waste food or damage my house.

now are you going to get it together and help your wife or not?

Date: 2015-04-19 06:33 am (UTC)
shesgotguts: (nnnnno)
From: [personal profile] shesgotguts
do you need to get something out of it? i asked for help. and as my husband i expect it, just like youd expect your wife to help you, and surprise! she would.

Date: 2015-04-23 08:29 am (UTC)
shesgotguts: (que?)
From: [personal profile] shesgotguts
what else am i going to put faith into?

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